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who are we?

We are Pluutonians. We live on the planet Pluuto.
We observe Eaarth from a distance. It gives us perspective.
We are watching you, and we will report what we
see and how we see it.

Pluutonians are shy. That is why you know nothing of us.
We rarely vacation on Eaarth, too dangerous and violent.
But when we do, we take on human forms.
Our favorite vacation spot is Veenus.

Alyssa Bennett (the best approximation of how her name
sounds in Pluutonian) is our primary reporter.
Although other Pluutonians may be guest reporters
in the future.

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